25/m/Northern Ireland
Common sense and tomfoolery in equal measure, well... maybe not equal.
Is this the worst dive the Premiership has ever seen?
A product of the Man United youth system from the age of 8; hope he feels proud of himself.
Phil Bardsley - Sunderland vs Man United (02/05/10)
…of course there’s also this

“Hey, Gaz, could you put a good word for me? I’m drowning here!”
…

It’ll never happen but makes me laugh anyway!